Hannibal Buress - (x)
If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
President Barack Obama on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.
I was going to write a considered and adult review of the True Detective finale but this happened instead, I’m so sorry
josh is the person i want to be…drake is the person i am
benedict cumberbatch visits the beach
If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
❝I’m happy to sacrifice a big pay check for my happiness, if that’s not too corny a thing to say. It’s probably more naive than mature to say that, maybe, but that’s how I feel.❞ —Jack Gleeson